Showing posts with label Bigfoot after zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bigfoot after zombies. Show all posts

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Steam Cooker

A piece of steam
I mean
Steam
Beans and corn
Steam
I mean
Steamed zombie with potatoes
Dan Quail
Steam its all in the steam
A piece of steam goes a long way
Thomas Jefferson loved steam
He called it Stemotica.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Bigfoot Running Through a Slue

They call him Bigfoot
The slue dweller
He does not fear the zombie
He is on his journey
Since his home was cut away
His tracks will not be found
Mud quickly covers them here
He is only known for his yell
His yell of anguish
That the zombie is always on his trail.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Zombie in the Chicken House

The chikens are going crazy
They are running over everything
The zombies have been getting in the chiken house again
They give the chickens away to preachers
Then they give the rest to politicians
Leave the hens alone!
You damn zombies!

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Censor the word Zombie

Whoever is reading
Im not going to censor the work zombie
You can do whatever you think
But its not going away
There will always be zombie right here
Zombie, there it is again
Zombie, I just wrote it again
So just leave it alone and where it is.
As long as our leaders are zombies
There will be a zombie blog
Zombie, oh are you worried
Maybe about your job
Because you should be
Zombie, maybe you are the zombie
Every day a zombie poem or piece will be in your face.
In your face.
Zombie

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Zombie of Nacogdoches

There is a zombie in Nacogdoches
There is a zombie in this town
There is a zombie in Nacogdoches
Hes the mayor man.
We dont know his name.
He was brought to us by the old rich people here from Antartica.
The old money rich zombie people of Nacogdoches rule here.
They run around naked at night, usually down Mound Street.
Naked in the street they run, until the mayor sends out his secret bigfoot on them.

Zombies in Madisonville Texas

If you are from Madisonville Texas you must see your local police force as zombies.
They love for the citizens there to really lick their boots.
And if you dont they will teach you a lesson.
The king zombie police man told me he was an Aggie and that is why he acts the way he does.
The thing is I believe him.
So for the people of the nation if you go thorough Madisonville remember DONT STOP!
Or they will search you and remember they do not like music because as they said "they are AGGIES".

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Whats after the Zombie-BIGFOOT

First vampires now zombies
We have begun to leave the realm of the vampire, girls love them, now we are treading waters to the zombies. We are about a quarter the way through this pond, but what is next, whats around the corner after zombies?
That is a good question that is really to early to tell. I would say it is going to be Bigfoot. The Bigfoot phenom was big in the early 70's now he is back. Who would have thought the Bigfoot star would brighten itself more now than ever. Bigfoot search teams and websites and trackers are all over the internet. The coolest thing about it is, yes he could be real. One relic of the past Bigfoot fad was the greatest music album ever made, Don Jones- Bigfoot. This bit of music magic is very rare and most albums sell for over $100+. Don Jones has since disappeared into, no one knows where, but the Bigfoot legacy with the help of Don Jones remains. Don Jones will always be known as the mysterious king of Bigfoot music as we know it. Little known fact: Bigfoot can overtake zombies. That is the movie that should be made.