Mountain Bear and Jelly

Mountain Bear lived on a mountain
And Jellybean was his only friend
And they lived in harmony with the mountain
Then one day they saw zombies falling out of drones
The zombie drones are like crazy.

Austin

Austin Texas
Where Californians complain
All of the time
Especially about the music
Because it is to loud
Damn you Californians
And your milk confiscating asses.

Washpot

The old washpot
It sits all alone
Reminds me of a time before washing machines
It waits to be heated
To have a fire under it
To have something to stir inside of it
Making lye soap or cooking chili
It is in these memories
That old washpot lives on.

The Nacogdoches International Potato Dancers

The Nacogdoches International Potato Dancers.
Dancers the way they should be
Laughing and jiggling
Eating blueberry pie
And also throwing it on people
Some say Pie
I say By.

Pressure Cooker Blur

The pressure cooker screams
The television blares
The dog is barking
Cars move without knowing
Clouds head south on the cottonbelt
The flowers never stop blooming
For a pressure cooker with love.

Steam Cooker

A piece of steam
I mean
Steam
Beans and corn
Steam
I mean
Steamed zombie with potatoes
Dan Quail
Steam its all in the steam
A piece of steam goes a long way
Thomas Jefferson loved steam
He called it Stemotica.

L.A. Man here now.

The white haired man
With a wild guitar side
He clangs and sangs
He needs a tequila
Black jacket and shades
Hes like a James Dean
Give me a cigarette
Im near a tree house
And that ladder keeps a going
A Mick Jaggar man.