Zombies and Cornbread

Old cornbread and zombies
Just a sitting out in the field
Waiting for the cows to come by
The cows really scare those zombies
Old cornbread and a glass jug of tea
The only thing here that takes your mind
Off zombies.

Cornmeal Zombie

A zombie could eat your face off
And most of you would not even know it
Your all so in a daze
Walking around with a hamburger in your face
Drinking a flouride ice cola
Rotting your brain stem into a colic mess
Remember that zombie in your window
Yea he just came in the house
And you dont even know where your cornmeal is.

Zombie Mister

Zombie man in a zombie car
What is that you say
I said zombie mister
A zombie
Here there, over on the creek
Watch out for his cold zombie hands
What a zombie of a thing he is.
What is that you say mister.

Across the Creek

Are you from aross the creek?
Everyone of you are.
Aint none of ya from this side of the creek
The creek is full of water and flowing
The corn and cotton is a growing
The watermelons are rolling on
Cornbread is a cooking
And the dogs are a barking.

Old Gravy

Old gravy rots in the yard
It has been left out for weeks
The animals love it
I keep it there to throw on zombies
They hate old homemade gravy
Old gravy the smell is like David Crockett house
Zombies meet their maker
When they mess with old gravy
The spirit of Crockett lives there.

Side of the Barn

Barnside
Near the open fires
Barnside
Near old cloth on the line
An old cannon from the revolution
Zombies down the road
Crazy sounds from the creek people
Venus knocks out my sunlight
His hear hears old drum fish
Barrels need fixing, you know.