There was something moving in there
The wind blows mighty hard this time
Can you hear the shuffling of something there
There is a zombie in the corncrib
Dammit there is a zombie in the corncrib
Point the shotgun in between the logs
Make sure you can get a good shot
There is a zombie in the corncrib
Wild rats roam the old logs
Dont start a fire
Theres a zombie in the corncrib.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
It is Only A Test "The Zombie Says"
This national Nazi zombie awareness test is tomorrow.
I would encourage everyone to tune into an illegal radio station to ignore it.
The best thing is to go somewhere where you cannot hear it at all.
This zombie Nazi government has stepped way over the line here.
All real Americans will tune it out and turn off all communication for a day.
Dont let them Hitlerize you into being a zombie like them.
I would encourage everyone to tune into an illegal radio station to ignore it.
The best thing is to go somewhere where you cannot hear it at all.
This zombie Nazi government has stepped way over the line here.
All real Americans will tune it out and turn off all communication for a day.
Dont let them Hitlerize you into being a zombie like them.
Trees in the Woodland
Tress are a great thing
They stand tall and upright
They stop wind from blowing you away
In the winter they loose their leaves
What a shame
They are just overall a wonderful thing
Sometimes trees are used to make paper
You can also make a house out of them
Is that awesome or what.
Wow, there are so many uses for tress.
Trees are something to look at
In the winter thought they loose their leaves
What a shame.
Trees are all around you
Sometimes they will not grow on the plains and deserts.
They stand tall and upright
They stop wind from blowing you away
In the winter they loose their leaves
What a shame
They are just overall a wonderful thing
Sometimes trees are used to make paper
You can also make a house out of them
Is that awesome or what.
Wow, there are so many uses for tress.
Trees are something to look at
In the winter thought they loose their leaves
What a shame.
Trees are all around you
Sometimes they will not grow on the plains and deserts.
Flowers and Fields
Most flowers grow in green fields.
Without fields these flowers would never grow.
The seed from certain flowers travel on animals.
People also move seed around.
Sometimes on shorts or pants they travel.
To different fields and pastures.
Flowers are so colorful and sometimes fragrant.
In the spring is the best time to look at flowers.
The rain and hard freezes sometimes deflower the flower.
Birds eat the seed.
Flowers come in many colors.
Sometimes red, sometimes blue.
Sometimes even in a yellow hue.
It is amazing to see flowers bloom.
They also attract bees and other insects,
Such as bollwevils.
Without fields these flowers would never grow.
The seed from certain flowers travel on animals.
People also move seed around.
Sometimes on shorts or pants they travel.
To different fields and pastures.
Flowers are so colorful and sometimes fragrant.
In the spring is the best time to look at flowers.
The rain and hard freezes sometimes deflower the flower.
Birds eat the seed.
Flowers come in many colors.
Sometimes red, sometimes blue.
Sometimes even in a yellow hue.
It is amazing to see flowers bloom.
They also attract bees and other insects,
Such as bollwevils.
Censor the word Zombie
Whoever is reading
Im not going to censor the work zombie
You can do whatever you think
But its not going away
There will always be zombie right here
Zombie, there it is again
Zombie, I just wrote it again
So just leave it alone and where it is.
As long as our leaders are zombies
There will be a zombie blog
Zombie, oh are you worried
Maybe about your job
Because you should be
Zombie, maybe you are the zombie
Every day a zombie poem or piece will be in your face.
In your face.
Zombie
Im not going to censor the work zombie
You can do whatever you think
But its not going away
There will always be zombie right here
Zombie, there it is again
Zombie, I just wrote it again
So just leave it alone and where it is.
As long as our leaders are zombies
There will be a zombie blog
Zombie, oh are you worried
Maybe about your job
Because you should be
Zombie, maybe you are the zombie
Every day a zombie poem or piece will be in your face.
In your face.
Zombie
Old Zombie Mother Soup
Nancy Regann that old zombie mother herself
Bring out the dead Ronald
Let us start more zombies in this town
Ronald, go get a McRib
Ronald, I need a new fur coat
Zombie woman as you are
Leave your Warhol at home
With the rest of your zombie portraits
Come out of your zombie hut
And stop talking to Randolph and Ronald
Randolph is your Swiss lover
Old zombie mother soup.
Bring out the dead Ronald
Let us start more zombies in this town
Ronald, go get a McRib
Ronald, I need a new fur coat
Zombie woman as you are
Leave your Warhol at home
With the rest of your zombie portraits
Come out of your zombie hut
And stop talking to Randolph and Ronald
Randolph is your Swiss lover
Old zombie mother soup.
Zombie Laughing in my Closet
Theres a zombie laughing in the closet
I would advise you not to open the door
He wears a suit with a zombie looking face
I would advise you not to open the door
In short take a hammer and tell him to come out
Then wack him across his face.
Of course they will use the plastic surgery
His face needs to look like other humans
Then they will listen to him
He is a product of Them
Because of his Nazi belt.
I would advise you not to open the door
He wears a suit with a zombie looking face
I would advise you not to open the door
In short take a hammer and tell him to come out
Then wack him across his face.
Of course they will use the plastic surgery
His face needs to look like other humans
Then they will listen to him
He is a product of Them
Because of his Nazi belt.
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