Sunday, November 13, 2011

Dowsing for Zombies

We had our dowsing sticks out the other day
We were in a field finding some long lost water
Then our dowsing rods detected zombies
There were wild zombies roaming the water lines
They were on their road to hell under our very feet
What was our response
Bury cornbread in a cup of milk.
That replaces the alkaline zombie molecules

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