Zombies on the Roof

Zombies, well at night here in eastern Texas they come out sometimes. Last night we had two on the roof dancing to and old song about ice. What that was about we have not been able to decipher. At night here they dance on the roof, during the day they keep getting into cars and run into ponds. Some have houses under the ponds they call "aaahs". We try to keep them asleep in old log barns here until they surrender their catfish bait to us. Prompt, we need that stinky catfish bait Prompt, they say. It is hell in the woods here, hell in the woods!