Hop-Sing is a Madman

Hop-Sing is a mad cook
He just threw an egg at Hoss face
Little Joe is out with that gypsy woman again
He was shot yesterday five times
What the hell!
They done worked up a hate in Virginia City
Call for Judge Parker
Tell him to call the Doc
Let the Doc know he needs to send a telegraph
Out to Fort Stockton.

Sloppy Runny Eggs

Dont fix me no sloppy runny eggs
Im sick and damn tired of this
Every morning you do this and Im tired of it.
You start them off good then you really mess them up.
They run all over my plate
And get in my beard
And stink like old runny eggs.
If you cant keep them together
Then why dont you practice or something
Ill buy some eggs for you
But this is awful
Im just tired of sloppy runny eggs.